After I have Garrick, I swear, I will be a hot mom. I want to get in shape. Not necessarily thin, just in shape. Except nowadays all I do is watch doctor who, and play Magic the Gathering.
I WILL BE A HOT, MOM.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president